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What are cookies?

cook·ie also cook·y
n. pl. cook·ies

1. A small, usually flat and crisp cake made from sweetened dough.
2. Slang. A person, usually of a specified kind: a lawyer who was a tough cookie.
3. Computer Science. A collection of information, usually including a username and the current date and time, stored on the local computer of a person using the World Wide Web, used chiefly by websites to identify users who have previously registered or visited the site.

[Dutch koekje, diminutive of koek, cake, from Middle Dutch koeke.]

I am very fond of biscuits, and label them as being my favourite snack food. They're more filling than chocolate, less fatty than crisps and come in so many lovely varieties that it's impossible to grow completely bored with the foodstuff as a whole. Offering biscuits is as important as offering a cup of tea.

Readers may have worked out that I'm not entirely sure what to do with this page, as it was mostly an excuse to make a silly joke.